Daddy Is A Superboy

Location: Home

Aylen: "Daddy is a superboy because he caught Senia from falling. He is also a superboy because he has a penis."

Butt Penis

Location: At Home

*Aylen walks out of her room with a toy plate between her butt cheeks*

Aylen: "Look, Mom! A butt penis."

The Reason Why Daddy Goes To Work

Location: Home

*Felicia explains to Aylen about money and about the reason why Daddy goes to work*
Aylen: "Daddy goes to work for you to spend cash. That is really nice of him."

Grumpy Grandma

Location: Home

Ofelia: "Aylen esta bien chiflada."
Aylen: "And you are grumpy, grandma."

Pretty Eyelashes

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Awwww, Mom. Why don't you have pretty eyelashes? Is it because you are old?"

Felicia: "HA HA, Aylen! You are grounded."

Yellow Is Not Red

Location: Home

Senia: "It can't be yellow if it is red."

Old McDonald

Location: At Home

Aylen: "Old McDonald had a chicken. E-I-E-I-Yo-Yo! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o!"

A Big Baby

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Senia has a big belly. She must have a big baby in there."

Stick In School

Location: Outside of Poe Elementary

*Aylen throws a stick over the fence covering PoeCo*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Look, mom! My stick is in school!"

Inside The Song, Part 1

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Can I get inside the song?"

Felicia: "What? What do you mean?"

Aylen: "Inside the song... in there."

*Aylen points to the stereo*

Aylen: "I want to go in there.... I guess you can't."