Kids Together With Daddy

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Do you wish Daddy was a kid too?"

Aylen: "Daddy IS kind of like a kid already."

Kids Together With Mommy

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I wish we could have been kids together."

Little Big Helper

Location: At Home

*Felicia and Aylen are playing Little Big Planet*

*Aylen, while playing a harder level, is giving up on the game*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen. You need to try."

*Felicia, reluctantly takes Aylen's remote control*

Felicia: "If I am going to have to play for you..."

*Felicia, accidentally kills of Aylen's sackgirl*

Fernando: "... you might as well kill your sackgirl yourself."

The Scientific Method

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Hey, Mom. Did you know that water makes plants grow?"

Giraffes

Location: Houston Zoo

Senia: "The giraffes do not smell delicious."

Rice Krispies

Location: At Home

*Felicia notices Aylen picking her nose*
Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you picking your nose?"

Aylen: "Yeah. I am trying to get the Rice Krispies out."

Kicking And Screaming

Location: At Home

*Felicia is taking a shower*
*Senia, on the other side of the door is throwing a fit and want to get in the bathroom*
Aylen [to Senia, as overheard by Felicia]: "No, kick the door. Don't knock. Mommy comes out faster if you KICK the door."

Smelly Carrots

Location: At Home

*Felicia and the kids are eating lunch*
Felicia [thinking to herself]: "Why do these carrots taste and smell funny?"

*Felicia eats a few more carrots, then notices Aylen and Senia*
*Aylen and Senia seem to be sticking the carrots between their toes pretending they are extra toes, then putting them back on the plate*

The Box That Knocks

Location: At Home

*there is a knock on the front door*

*there is a noise of somebody leaving the foyer door*

*Felicia opens the front door, there is a box on the floor, a package*

Aylen: "WOW! I didn't know that boxes could knock!"

A Big Dolt

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "My Dad is a big dolt."
Felicia: "Do you mean a big 'adult'?"
Aylen: "No, I mean a big dolt."