Find A Bush

Location: In The Car

Aylen: "I really need to pee."
Felicia: "Hold on! I will find somewhere for you to go."
Aylen: "Just pull over and I can find a bush or something."

Boots Is To Monkey As Shoes Is To Dora

Location: Home

*Felicia and Senia are watching "Dora The Explorer"*

*Senia points to Dora*

Senia [to Felicia]: "Dora."

Felicia: "Yes, her name is Dora."

*Felicia points to Boots*

Felicia: "His name is Boots."

*Senia is confused*

Senia: "No, monkey."

Felicia: "No, his NAME is Boots."

*Senia points to Dora*

Senia: "Shoes?"

Throw Up A Fourth Time

Location: Home

*what follows takes place a while after Senia, being ill, has vomited multiple times*

*Felicia is laying down with Senia in bed*

*Fernando is reading some books to Aylen in the living room*

Fernando [to Aylen]: "Your sister is not feeling well. Let's try to not be too loud so she can go to sleep."

Aylen: "Senia threw up THREE times! A little in the kitchen. A lot in the living room. And a little by the table. Maybe she will throw up a fourth time on Mommy's boobies."

Mommy Is Small

Location: The Gap

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen, let's go. They don't have my size. They only have smalls."

Aylen: "Oh, Mom! But you are a small. You are so very tiny."

Snow In My Eye

Location: North Blvd.

*Aylen, Senia, and Felicia walk towards PoeCo to drop off Aylen, it is snowing*

Aylen: "Ohhhhhhh, my! It is snowing! This is amazing! I can't believe it! ARGH! Snow landed in my eye. This is awful! When is it going to be over?"

Watching The Snow

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Don't you want to stay at home with Mommy and watch the snow? We can drink hot chocolate, cuddle, and watch the snow out the window."

Aylen: "No, Mom. I rather go to school and watch the snow with my friends."

Scratch My Butt

Location: Home

Aylen [to Fernando]: "Scratch my butt."

Fernando: "Huh?"

Aylen: "Can you scratch my butt?"

*Fernando proceeds to scratch Aylen's butt*

Aylen: "In the middle."

Fernando: "Nuh-uh. No. Poop comes out of there."

Aylen: "Mommy scratches my butt in the middle."

Fernando: "Yeah, I am not Mommy."

Ruler To Rule

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, I need a ruler to rule!"

House Keys

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I phant hous kez!"

Felicia: "What does she want, Aylen?"

Aylen: "She wants the house keys."

Aylen [to Senia]: "Nooo. What you want is the car keys."

Why?

Location: Half Price Books

Senia [to Felicia]: "Where's Aylen? Where's Daddy?"

Felicia: "In the potty."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Because Aylen needed to go."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Ummm... she had drank a lot of water."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Ummm... because she was thirsty."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Because she boogoo badadaded."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Yeah... that's what I thought."