Friday, March 22, 2013

Favorite Characters

Location: At Home

Senia: "Indiana Jones, Bugs Bunny, and Tweety Bird are my favorite characters!"

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Even Ladies Poot

Location: Home

*Aylen walks by and farts*
Felicia [to Aylen]: "Did you just poot?"
Aylen: "Yes."
Felicia: "Do you poot like that at school?"
Aylen: "Yes."
Felicia: "Are you embarrassed when you do?"
Aylen: "Nope."
Felicia: "I would have died of embarrassment when I was your age if i pooted in front of the class."
Aylen: "I tell the kids: 'What? Even ladies poot'."

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Being A Dad

Location: Home

*Fernando is working on the kitchen sink, who is not draining at all*
Aylen [to Fernando]: "Being a dad doesn't look fun at all."

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

Location: At Home

Senia: "I just can't decide what I want to be when I grow up. A scientist or a carnival worker? ARGH! It is just so hard!"

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Name That Book

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Do you want to be in 'Name That Book' next year?"
Senia: "No. I don't really like reading books."
Felicia: "But you will get to ride a school bus (to the competition) like you have always wanted to."
Senia: "I want to be in 'Name That Book'!"

Monday, December 3, 2012

Use Your Brain

Location: At Home

*Before dinner, Fernando starts taking the plates to the table*
Senia [to Fernando]: "Can I have a Tweety Bird plate?"
Fernando: "If your mom put the food on a regular plate, it must mean that all the Tweety Bird plates are dirty." [to Felicia]: "Are the plates in the dishwasher dirty?"
Felicia: "I think so."
Senia [to Fernando]: "Check up there."
*Senia points to the kitchen cabinets*
*Fernando checks the kitchen cabinets and find some Tweety Bird plates*
Fernando: "Look, here is one."
Senia [to Fernando]: "I thought you knew EVERYTHING! Use your brain!"