A Gift For Juarez

Location: FUNdamentally Toys

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, can I have all my money? I am going to buy Juarez the new Magna-Tiles for his birthday."
Felicia: "Are you sure? They are almost a hundred dollars. He will be just as happy with a ninety-nine cent car."
Aylen: "Yes, he would love the new ones very much."
Senia [interrupting]: "Mom! I found Juarez's gift! I am getting him a four-dollar train. Um, can you pay for it, Mom? I would hate to break my fifty... or my two-dollar bills."

Amazing Childhood

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "My job is to make sure that you have an amazing childhood."
Senia: "Ya! That's because you don't want us babbling your secrets."

Whispering To The Baby

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "You know, if you talk to my bump, the baby can hear you already."
Senia [whispers]: "The bathroom upstairs is mine"

Antimony

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Is antimony a metalloid, Momma?"
Felicia: "Wait. Give me one second."
 *runs off, checks Google, comes back*
Felicia: "Why yes, yes it is."

Crime TV

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "What are you watching?"
Felicia: "Crime TV."
Aylen: "Yay! As if you couldn't get any more paranoid!"

Truckin' Birthday

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "No, mom. The card says 'Have a TRUCKIN' birthday'."
Felicia: "You need to work on your penmanship."

Do You Want To Touch A Snake?

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Juarez]: "Hey, do you want to touch a snake?"
*Aylen gives him a piece of wire, Juarez groans*

 

Senia The Pied Piper of Frogs

Location: Mandarin Chinese Language Immersion Magnet School

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, I know how to lure a frog. I have done the science."

Early Release Day

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, there is not early release today. I guess the teachers are trying to cram in the last stuff they haven't taught all year."