Monday, August 5, 2013

Feral Children

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I used to be a feral child. I grew up in the wild then the zoo found me because I am awesome. Then you adopted me."
*pauses*
Senia: "I really want to go back to the jungle."
*pauses*
Senia: "You are much nicer than my animal mother. She is a spider monkey and sometimes bit me."
*after this conversation, decided to put on a National Geographic documentary on "Feral Children"*
Senia [while watching the documentary]: "WHY AM I NOT IN THIS?"

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