Sunday, January 3, 2016

Feverishly Throwing Eggs

Location: At Home

Felicia: "I feel terrible. I have never been so sick in my life."
Aylen: "You know, maybe the reason you feel so bad is because you are having multiples. I mean, you are pretty old to be having another kid. I bet your body knows and it is feverisly throwing out lots of egss hoping to get the last few kids out before it can't anymore and you're really, really old. So yeah, I bet it's more than one and that's why you are so sick."
Felicia: "I am throwing away all your books."

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