Babysit Your Children

Location: Somewhere In Oklahoma City

Senia [to Aylen]: "One day, Aylen, you will beg me to babysit your kids and I am going to say, 'NO!'"
 

Half Human

Location: Friends' House

Senia: "I'm half human and half Mexican."

Lost Balloon

Location: At Home

*Felicia lost a balloon during the Pride Parade*
Senia [to Felicia]: "If you love something, let it go. If it is love, it will come back... *pauses* That balloon is not coming back."

Thin, Sparse Lashes

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "You don't have to wear mascara to be beautiful, Mom. Thin, sparse lashes are beautiful, too."

*Aylen pats Felicia in the arm*

Too Old

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia] "How old do you have to be to not be able to have babies?"

Felicia: "Forty seven? Forty five? Forty nine? Fifty? Everyone is different."

Aylen: "Okay. That's when your breasts just wither away then?"
*Aylen pats Felicia in the arm*

Baby Store

Location: Home

*Senia right after taking a shower*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Ahhhh, I feel like a new kid. Was I this shiny when I was born?"
Felicia: "No, you were slimy and covered in blood. But you were still beautiful to me and one of the best presents I have ever received."
Senia: "Wait. Present? So, you got me at a store?"
Felicia: "No, you came our of my uterus."
Senia: "So what you are saying is, your uterus is like a store full of babies?"
*Senia eyes Felicia's stomach suspiciously*

Wish

Location: Houston Zoo

Senia [to Felicia]: "Can I have a coin to make a wish?"
Felicia: "Sure."
*Senia runs to the fountain. Senia runs back*
Senia: "MOM! MY WISH CAME TRUE! MY WISH CAME TRUE!"
Felicia: "It did? So exciting! What was it?"
*holds up wet dripping coin*
Senia: "I wished for my coin back."