Friday, February 10, 2012

My Friend Eats Orange Poop

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]:  "Did you know that my friend ______ eats orange poop?"
Felicia:  "I am sorry, what?"
Senia: "My friend ______ eats orange poop."
Felicia:  "Hmm. What are you talking about? Are you sure? How do you know this?"
Senia: "She told me."
Felicia [to Senia]:  "Did she do this at school? Does her mom know? Have you seen her do this?"
Senia: "For real, she told me she does this."
Felicia [to Senia]:  "I am going to call her mom."
Senia: "Oh, wait. I meant 'pasta'."

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